Dear Johns
Being a bobsledder, designer, footballer, and primatologist wasn't enough to win her love. She had to be able to count on where he was.
When we met, I thought we'd be together forever, but I was wrong John. John you know there wasn't anything I wouldn't do for you. But time and tides undo all--and that is a phrase you once uttered yourself John--so now we find ourselves in this sad situation. I've been hoping my feelings would go away John. But I have tried John, I've tried. I know your heart will be broken and I hope that you understand my heart is too, John. No matter what happens, we will always have memories of the time that we spent together, so farewell John, farewell.